Science & Faith من قبل Koki Noor.
FUN TIME #
Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.
1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local anaesthesia . Why don't you try again?
3. When i get woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought i was sleeping,u stupid fool?
4. When they see me with shorter hair: hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.!
5. When someone call's on land line n asks where r u?
Me: M in the market with telephone around my neck...!!!
6.when i m washing my car
neighbour: hey are u washing it?
Me: no, i m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus.
Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.
1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local anaesthesia . Why don't you try again?
3. When i get woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought i was sleeping,u stupid fool?
4. When they see me with shorter hair: hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.!
5. When someone call's on land line n asks where r u?
Me: M in the market with telephone around my neck...!!!
6.when i m washing my car
neighbour: hey are u washing it?
Me: no, i m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus.
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